Teacher: "Chong, you missed school last Friday."
Chong : "You're wrong, Sir."
Teacher: "Wrong, how is that?"
Chong : "I was absent, yes but I certainly didn't miss it!"
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Doctor: "I have some bad news and some very bad news."
Patient: "Well, might as well give me the bad news first."
Doctor: "The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24hours to live."
Patient: "24 hours! That's terrible!! What could be worse? What's the very bad news?"
Doctor : "I've been trying to reach you since yesterday."
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Chong : "You're wrong, Sir."
Teacher: "Wrong, how is that?"
Chong : "I was absent, yes but I certainly didn't miss it!"
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Doctor: "I have some bad news and some very bad news."
Patient: "Well, might as well give me the bad news first."
Doctor: "The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24hours to live."
Patient: "24 hours! That's terrible!! What could be worse? What's the very bad news?"
Doctor : "I've been trying to reach you since yesterday."
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