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    Random Jokes

    Post by JoNe on Mon Jun 08 2009, 00:11

    Teacher: "Chong, you missed school last Friday."
    Chong : "You're wrong, Sir."
    Teacher: "Wrong, how is that?"
    Chong : "I was absent, yes but I certainly didn't miss it!"

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    Doctor: "I have some bad news and some very bad news."
    Patient: "Well, might as well give me the bad news first."
    Doctor: "The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24hours to live."
    Patient: "24 hours! That's terrible!! What could be worse? What's the very bad news?"
    Doctor : "I've been trying to reach you since yesterday."

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