Chinese Detective

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    asmond
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    Chinese Detective

    Post by asmond on Mon Jun 15 2009, 22:09

    A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so
    he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to
    watch and report any activities while he was gone.
    A few days later, he received this report:

    MOST HONORABLE SIR:
    YOU LEAVE HOUSE
    I WATCH HOUSE
    HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH.
    HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE. I FOLLOW.
    HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE.
    I LOOK IN WINDOW.
    HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE.
    HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE.
    HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE.
    I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OFF TREE.
    I NOT SEE.
    NO FEE,
    CHEN LEE.


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    Re: Chinese Detective

    Post by coolbios91 on Tue Jun 16 2009, 17:03

    Haha! Wat the heck he masturbated on tree!

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